Mr. Perk has been shooing for about 3 years now, and yet somehow, he’s already regarded as a seasoned veteran among his peers. That’s right—Perk is the shooter all the men secretly envy and the one you desperately hope your kids idolize… because let’s face it, the bar has never been higher.

But Perk isn’t just a guy with a quick draw and questionable humility—he’s the life of the party. Whether it’s a serious match or just a chance to show off his “humble” skill set, Perk brings speed, swagger, and the kind of charm that makes you wonder if he’s about to beat you or invite you for beers afterward.

How competitive is Perk, you ask? Well, let’s just say he once entered a rice-counting contest (because why not?), and somehow took both 1st and 5th place out of 63 competitors. Don’t ask how—it’s Perk. Things just happen.

At last year’s DFW Gunslingers match, Perk accomplished the impossible: hitting 11 targets with just 9 bullets. Yes, he’s not just breaking records—he’s bending the laws of physics.

And don’t even get me started on his personal life. When Perk left for college in 2002, he turned to his father with all the solemnity of a sage and said, “You’re the man of the house now.” A true hero’s farewell.

For date night, Perk doesn’t do cliché dinners or movies. No, he took his wife bowling and bowled a perfect game—with a golf ball. And just like that, the rest of us look like amateurs at life itself.

Perk: the man, the myth, the guy who can count grains of rice faster than you can count your excuses.